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Creeping Charlie Proudly Presents 

Urzila Carlson

Urzila Carlson: Poise Control!

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As children we are taught to mind our manners, never call a fatty a fatty, or an uggo an uggo. We are scolded for our child like honesty. As a grown up it’s important to have poise, grace and be in control of our emotions.

Urzila Carlson will teach you Poise Control and how to handle difficult situations while dealing with assholes.

Sold out 2012 & 2013, so book now!

NEW SHOW ADDED!

Sat 10 May, 5pm at San Fran - on sale now!

Winner – TV3 People’s Choice Award 2013

Watch Urzila Carlson's performance at the Old Mout Cider Comedy Gala here!

 

Showing In:

Auckland Wellington

Dates:

Tue 6 - Sat 10 May, 7pm
EXTRA SHOW: Sat 10 May, 5pm

Venues:

San Fran, Wellington

Tickets:

Adults $28.00
Conc. $24.00
Groups 6+ $24.00* service fees may apply

Bookings:

0800 TICKETEK (842 538)

Show Duration:

1 hour
 

Critics Review

Chelsea Hughes - Ruminator.co.nz'..a great show with hilarious moments.'open/close
I turn up to San Fran to see Urzila Carlson about two minutes before the show starts, and the venue is packed.

Urzila immediately gets the audience on-side with jokes about Wellington, making fun of the snobby coffee and craft brew cultures. When she suggested Wellington had shit coffee the audience audibly gasped. It was beautiful.

One of the things I liked most about her was her ability to insult the crowd and endear them simultaneously. It’s one of the riskiest tightropes a comedian can walk, and Urzila nails it, especially her bit about the long standing “”””rivalry”””” between Wellington and the Hutt. She’s an outsider and with that brings a clever and fresh perspective. Having been away from Wellington over the past few years, I could totally relate, but everyone was laughing – even the locals – which says a lot about the truth of the joke.

Urzila tells us the show is called Poise Control, about being a grown-up and controlling your emotions but also being more honest and upfront about those emotions. She accuses the world of being ‘too PC’ and discusses the perils of not being completely honest with each other all the time. I totally agree with her, except with her choice to describe that as “politically correct”. To me, “politically correct” is a phrase people use when they want to be an asshole and the world isn’t letting you. Being honest is completely different to being a dickhead. It was probably just a small difference of opinion on the definition of the phrase, and the audience didn’t seem as affected by her use of the phrase as I did. Have I become too politically correct?

The beginning and end of the show were strong, but some of the jokes in the middle obviously needa bit more work. Generally, comedians will slide new material in the middle of their sets to ‘hide them’ as they develop them, so it wouldn’t surprise me if the weaker material was just newer than the rest. I sat right down the back, and the crowd where I was sitting became slightly disengaged until the end, when her strong finish and clever call backs re-captured their attention.

Overall, it was a great show with hilarious moments. I’d recommend you see it, but there aren’t any tickets left, so too bad!

Read more:
http://comedyfestival.co.nz/auckland/show/urzila-carlson-poise-control-
Tim Gruar - Ripitup.co.nz'... an hour of fantastic fun.'open/close
Carlson tells the room that she thought up the title for her show before she realised that Poise was a feminine hygiene product. It was the opening gambit for many reflections on the indelicate intricacies of the female psyche. The show's initials 'PC' gives her plenty of licence to compare people to IT. "Some people are Apples and some are sh**y Dells. My Kid, I think, will be half way in between - I hope," she's exclaiming. She goes on to mix descriptions and anecdotes of her "lesbi-tarian" marriage with the birth of her daughter and observations on how people really are like little computers. Babies are brand new with only the factory settings. Teenagers are in transition, mothers are firewalls and old people with broken drives, expired apps and forgotten passwords.

Carlson's delivery is well paced and consistent. She owns the stage without stamping the 'for sale' stickers everywhere. It's an enjoyable night and offers a few good insights into the mind of the enemy. Now I know NOT to get in the car when my wife is upset with me - the argument will last all the way to the BBQ, seethe through the evening and fully rage again on the ride home! I'll be trapped in a cage, at the mercy of irrational woman's logic and rage. What's that about? It's about an hour of fantastic fun. And finally I learned why we're all pent up due to a national political correctness overdose. It's because of bad coffee. Of course, Carlson knows where to find the best Baristas. Thank God!

To read more:
http://www.ripitup.co.nz/culture/review-urzila-carlson-poise-control-san-francisco-bath-house-wellington-tues-6th-may-2014/

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